Paul Ishwood Suffocates Under Scallops, October 2025

Dear reader, I have been meaning to say this for some time. The subject is a delicate one and I have been nervous. This declaration may send parts of the interiors industry into meltdown in one fell swoop, and I wouldn’t have dared were it not that this subject shows no sign of ending. My moral compass, however, insists I put pen to paper and rally a few followers to a noble cause. The matter is, of course, the scallop.

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