Tat London Journal

I haven’t done half term in a while, but I know it matters to many. I’m not sure how many people actually go away, yet if you fancy a change of scene and a bit of time with family or friends, here are a few ideas for a week in the countryside.

So many of these could do with a zhuzh, but that’s part of the dream. We’ve included one or two turnkey properties; many of the twenty, though, are in need of a new owner with big ideas and deepish pockets.

I first met the word “Millennial” on the front of a weekend paper, attached to a tirade about millennial pink. It was hitchhiking on a piece about millennial pink. The very small and secret Tat site wore that exact shade, which tells you everything about zeitgeists. After that, I could not open a paper or a magazine without another indictment of the Millennial generation - Lazy. Naïve. Obsessed with Avocado toast. No work ethic. Too woke. All such tosh to help enrage almost e